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The COLLECTIONS Collection

Not as confusing or as stupid as its title sounds (well, definitely the former, and I hope the latter), it's a handy-dandy link to all the COLLECTION posts that are currently on In a Nutshell. It's the same list as on our A-Z page, except this one is on a pleasing black background and has additional info (i.e. some lame commentary). Hopefully you'll find something you like. If you prefer to view them all as individual posts on the home screen, you can do that HERE.

Ace Attorney
"When something smells, it's usually the Butz."
Amityville
Rhymes with calamity kill.
Good cheese.
Babylon 5
The. Best. Small. Screen. Sci-fi. Show. Period.
Band / Artist
The food of love (and hate), play on.
Batman
Now with extra nipples.
Bunny Collection
The rabbit whole.
Child's Play / Chucky
Your friend to the end.
Comic to Screen (Manga Version)
Speed lines optional.
Comic to Screen (No Pants Version)
Lines of speed optional.
Conquer Yourself
Not a euphemism for touching oneself.
Dennis Potter
Not a potter. Master dramatist.
Doctor Who
"These shoes. They fit perfectly!"
dot hack//
Online offline, or internet gaming without asshats.
Dune
Spice is nice, but curry gets me hot.
Edgar Allan Poe
"And all I loved, I loved alone."
Final Fantasy VII Collection
Have giant sword - will travel.
Four or More
Not always Fantastic.
Game to Movie: Part One: Live Action
Real humans.
Game to Movie: Part Two: Animated
Pretend humans.
Ghost in the Shell
"Do you even know who you are?"
HAMMER Dracula
Bitey.
HAMMER Frankenstein
Stitchy.
HAMMER Karnstein Trilogy
Bosomy.
HAMMER Mummy
That's a wrap.
John Wyndham
Kids are scary.
Judge Dredd
Everyone's favourite bastard.
Ju-on
Two words: Death Rattle.
Kaijū eiga
Nuclear power is bad.
Killer Vehicles
Gas prices these days are murder.
Magnificent Seven
adjective  mag·nif·i·cent  \ very good; excellent.
Matrix
Diminishing returns.
Midnight Movies
A light in the darkness.
Original Writer (Alan Moore)
An extraordinary gentleman / beard / fan of snake puppets.
Planet of the Apes
Don't you fucking ook at me.
PTU (Police Tactical Unit)
They're a law unto themselves. Like real cops.
Ray Bradbury
Beautiful dreamer.
Ray Harryhausen
In his hands, myths made real.
Reboots
Fuck you, Hollywood.
Remakes
Fuck you, Hollywood. Again.
Ringu
Your parents were right, watching TV is bad for you.
Robert E. Howard
The pen is mightier than the axe.
Satoshi Kon
Untrammelled realities for the other you in you.
Silent Hill
Is this radio broken...?
Studio Ghibli Collection (UK)
To-to-ro, Totoro! To-to-ro, Totoro!
Sword and Sorcery
Kicking ass and taking names (with a quill).
Spike Lee's Chronicles of Brooklyn
Hey, Spike, tell us 'bout life.
Star Trek
[red shirt joke] = laughter.
Stephen King
Famous guy. Writes words.
Superman
Real men wear tights.
Third Window Films 
In my house are many (third) windows.
Trilogies
Not four. Not two. But three. (Your mom knows.)
Wonder Woman
Real women carry lassos.

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