In a Nutshell. Mini reviews of movies old and new. No fuss. No spoilers. And often no sleep.

Saturday 9 November 2013

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

The familiar tune fills me with hope. The glimmer of hope ends when Jamie Lee’s cameo ends. Why was she even on the cover?
Yes, Michael’s back. He still lives. He still lurks. He still has the ability to make any knife he holds swish with a magic metallic sound in empty air.
Someone sets up a live internet stream from the Myer’s house in 240p. Are you kidding me? This is the plot? This is the best they could come up with?
MM should get a medal for helping keep the slut population down.
Resurrection almost (but not quite) makes me glad that Zombie’s remake happened because it stopped any more sequels after this.

0½ for Laurie out of 5

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