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Sunday 29 September 2013

AFTER EARTH [2013]

One of the greatest mysteries of the world is why do we keep giving director M. Night Shyamalan copious amounts of cash to make these shitty, shitty films?
After Earth is a duller than dull sci-fi starring Will & Jaden Smith as a father & son that crash land on a Earth, years after it's been abandoned by human beings due to an deadly alien race inhabiting the planet.  The acting goes from decent to abysmal, the dialogue & direction flatline and the Scientology elements buried in the context couldn't be more obvious.  
...and those accents?  What the feck was up with those accents?  Feck.

1 warm spots out of 5

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