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Friday 9 August 2013

HALLOWEEN II [2009]

Rob Zombie's sequel to his 2007 Halloween remake is simply terrible.
It could have easily cut off 40 minutes of the film and it still would have told the exact same story and came to exact same conclusion.  The first 30 minutes is a complete waste of time and the only thing I can think Zombie was trying to do was prove how bad a storyteller he really is.  The idea of a Michael Myers' mom dressed all in white hanging out with a horse is one the worst and silliest ideas I've seen in a long time.  I give Zombie credit for trying out something a little different but it just isn't enough to save this film from being a dopey mess.

1 Weird Al? out of 5

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